(Kayleigh age 3, Alexis age 23m)
(We just woke up and Lexi is in our bedroom chattering away while Kayleigh is outside the door with the door closed)
Lexi: "Batman! Batman is eww. Batman is yucky!"
Kayleigh: -opens bedroom door just a crack to peek in and whispers menacingly- "Don't you talk about Batman like that."
(playing together and Kay give me cake. I pretend to eat it.)
"Hahaha! that cake was poison and now you're dead!"
(I fall on the floor and pretend to die)
-whispers menacingly- Now I'm the queen!
(I put Lexi's hair in a ponytail and she reached up to touch it)
Lexi: "oh no, where hair go?!"
Kayleigh: "My baby brother is so cute!!"
Me: "Yes he is. Do you know who else is cute? You!"
Kayleigh: "Yeah, I AM pretty cute!!"
(After we had Sebastian, some people at church made us a few freezer meals)
Kayleigh: "Mama, next time we go to church I'm going to tell the people to make us cake instead of spaghetti."
Kayleigh: "Mama, where's my stool?"
Me: "In the bathroom."
Kayleigh: -runs off to the bathroom- "It IS in here!! How did you know that?! My mother is so smart!!"
Lexi: "oh mama, beautiful hair!!"
Kayleigh stuck a piece of pretzel up her nose. I had her blow her nose to get it out, and since she had a cold a bunch of snot came out with. I went to throw the tissue away when she yelled, "What are you doing? I'm not finished eating it!!!"
Lexi: "Mama. Put Sebastian down. Right now. Pick me up."
Kayleigh: "I had 10 coffees"
Me: "10 coffees?! That's a lot of coffee."
Kay: "yeah, that because I'm very grown up."
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