Things The Kids Say part 6

(Kayleigh age 3, Alexis age 2)

Lexi: -running around with her feet out of her footie jammies- "I'M BATMAN!!"
(later, running around with her hooded towel on her head after a bath)
"I'm Super Batman!"

Kayleigh: "uh, hellooooo? Can you stop talking and come wipe my BUTT?!!"

We're waking through the parking lot at church when Kayleigh accident dumps her backpack out and one of the men from church stops to help us pick it up. After he finished and we're walking away, Kayleigh says, "That man was so nice. I should thank him. THANK YOU NICE MAN. He was sooo nice. What a nice man."

Lexi: "I want Jada."
Miranda: "no, Jada is in my lap"
Lexi: "Share Jada? I have half."
Miranda: "uh... no, you can't have half."
Lexi: "Mir Mir can't have Jada. Not allowed."

Lexi: "High five!" Slaps her own hand, "high five!" Slaps hand again. "High five!" Purposely misses slapping her hand "too slow!"

Me: "Hey, Kayleigh, I want to take a picture of us."
Kay: "Oh oh!! Wait, I have to go get my baby!!!"

Lexi: -steals my empty coffee cup and pretends to drink out of it- "Mmm coffee. I love coffee!!"

Lexi: Hey! You!! Go home. We don't want you here!!

Things The Kids Say Part 5

(Kayleigh age 3, Alexis age 23m)

(We just woke up and Lexi is in our bedroom chattering away while Kayleigh is outside the door with the door closed)
Lexi: "Batman! Batman is eww. Batman is yucky!"
Kayleigh: -opens bedroom door just a crack to peek in and whispers menacingly- "Don't you talk about Batman like that."

(playing together and Kay give me cake. I pretend to eat it.)
"Hahaha! that cake was poison and now you're dead!"
(I fall on the floor and pretend to die)
-whispers menacingly- Now I'm the queen!

(I put Lexi's hair in a ponytail and she reached up to touch it)
Lexi: "oh no, where hair go?!"

Kayleigh: "My baby brother is so cute!!"
Me: "Yes he is. Do you know who else is cute? You!"
Kayleigh: "Yeah, I AM pretty cute!!"

(After we had Sebastian, some people at church made us a few freezer meals)
Kayleigh: "Mama, next time we go to church I'm going to tell the people to make us cake instead of spaghetti."

Kayleigh: "Mama, where's my stool?"
Me: "In the bathroom."
Kayleigh: -runs off to the bathroom- "It IS in here!! How did you know that?! My mother is so smart!!"

Lexi: "oh mama, beautiful hair!!"

Kayleigh stuck a piece of pretzel up her nose. I had her blow her nose to get it out, and since she had a cold a bunch of snot came out with. I went to throw the tissue away when she yelled, "What are you doing? I'm not finished eating it!!!"

Lexi: "Mama. Put Sebastian down. Right now. Pick me up."

Kayleigh: "I had 10 coffees"
Me: "10 coffees?! That's a lot of coffee."
Kay: "yeah, that because I'm very grown up."

Things the kids say part 4

Kayleigh age 3
Me: "ooo a princess tea party book!"
Kay: " oh, no mama, you can't read that. It's too pretty for you."

-talking to another little girl-
"You can talk?!?! Can you breathe too?!"

"I can't read Juno a story, she's gonna fart!!"

Kay: "Its pre-school day! It's my day off!"
Me: "if it's your day off, why are we going to pre-school?"
Kay: "oh, no. It's my day off from you and Lexi."

-walking through the church parking lot-
Kay: "wait daddy, I need to be a froggy!" -starts trying to hop across the parking lot-
Charlie: "no kay, we can't be foggies in parking lots. You need to walk."
Kay: "ok" walks normally until we get to the sidewalk "now can I be a froggy?"
Charlie: " yup, be a froggy!"
-she happily hopped the rest of the way into church-

"Dada got a big boo boo?"
"Yeah, honey, he has a big boo noo and has to go see a doctor."
"....well, I guess even batman gets big boos boos sometimes, right?"

Alexis, age 1
-sees plane in the sky-
"Fly! Fly, mama!"
-jumps up and down-
"No, fly! I no fly!"
-cue tantrum because she couldn't fly-

-points to the hole in the bathroom ceiling where the exhaust fan normally is-
Lexi: "Uh oh. Uh oh, mama. Uh oh!"
Me: "oh no! Lexi, did you do that?"
Lexi: "yes! I touch. Uh oh."
Me: "well, how did you get up there?"
Lexi: "I fly. It no no. Uh oh."

I told her the turkey we were eating was chicken so she'd eat it. ("Bok bok" is what a chicken says)
-takes a bite- mmmmm bok bok yummy!! -takes another bite- mmmMMMMmmm bok bok!

(Lexi had been sick for a few days and had been sleeping with me at night)
Lexi: "I wanna go to bed."
Me: "...ok, let go to bed, then!"
Lexi: "no, mama's bed! Mama's bed!"
Me: "sure, go get in mama's bed."
-Lexi run and climbs into the bed and snuggles under the covers-
Me: "you look pretty comfy. Is mama's bed comfy?"
Lexi: -devilish grin- "no, no mama's bed. This MY bed."

Things the kids say

Kayleigh age 3

-after she fell asleep on the couch and I accidently woke her up-
"We're you tired?"
"No, I was just closing my eyes. There were bugs trying to get in them so I just closed them."

-after loading up a toddler bed we just bought for her into the truck-

"This is going to be your bed, Kayleigh!"

"Oh, thank you! ...am I going to have to sleep in the truck?"

"No, mama! You can't watch this show! It's just for little girls."

-puts cloth diaper wet bag on her head-
"I'm pretending to be a diaper!!"

-comes up and snuggles with my baby bump- "Mama, I'm so glad we're having a baby."

Alexis (age 1)

Lexi: "Poo!"

Me: "Did you poop, Lexi?"

Lexi: "no."

Me: -checks her diaper- nope, no poo! Did you just toot?

Lexi: -giggles like crazy- "YES!!"

(Relayed to me by a church nursery worker)
At pickup Lexi was trying to get everyone who came to the door to pick her up and take her out.
 One dad said to her: "No, I can't bring you out. I'm a stranger!"
Lexi:  "oh, it's ok!!"

Things The Kids Says

Another installment of goofy things Kayleigh has said (and a few by Lexi!)

(2 years old)

"Mama, I'm sick. I have a shark in my throat."

Brings a book over to me
"Mama, I'm want to read you a book!"
Sits down, flips pages randomly.
"Huh..."
Flips another page.
"...huh..."
Flips page again.
"They go on a walk. The end!"

"Ah! There's a spider!! ...oh wait, it's just a stroller."

Pulls a newborn sleeper off the rack at a store

"Oh Mama, this is so adorable!!"

Age 3:

"Kayleigh, you need to go to sleep. Why did you come out of your room again?"
"Mama, I can't feel my legs!"
Point for originality, I guess...

"Mama, can I go play with my friends!?"
"Not right now. We have to go pick up a bed for you're sister."
"No. That's a horrible idea."

Kayleigh is eating a popsicle and our friend is teasing her for the way she's eating it.
"You fun of me?!" (You making fun of me)

(While trying to convince her she's a monkey)
"That's not a tail, that just my butt, silly!!"

Our three cats are all asleep on the couch
"Why are there so many cats on our couch!!!"

(Working on a letter workbook)
-sigh- "Mom! You're embarrassing me!!"
"Embarrassing you?"
"Yeah, In front of the letters!!"

Alexis (age 1)
Charlie: "Lexi, get out of the cat food! Are you a cat?"
Lexi: "meow!"

"Lexi! Off the table. Get down!"
"Down? Down..... town? -singing- Downtown! Downtown! Doooooowntoown!!"
 (She was singing "downtown" by Macklemore) 

Things Kayleigh Says

A small collection of things Kayleigh has said. I just started recording them about 3 or 4 months ago, but she says so many silly/crazy things that I wish I started sooner. Lexi is starting to talk so I can't wait to be able to add things she says in here, too!

Kayleigh age 2

"Someone, stop that baby!!" Said any time Lexi is into something

Walking out of the grocery store after the cashier called her 'honey'.
"Mama, he called me honey! HE CALLED ME HONEY!!"

"Mama, I really like your boobs."

Kayleigh: Papa Mike, I got in trouble.
Mike: Kayleigh, you need to mind your mom.
Kayleigh: Well, I'm a mommy, too, sooo… I don't have to get in trouble.

-sigh- we are having a bad day.

(When asked if she wants chocolate chip pancakes while at a friend's house)
“weeeell, we have chocolate chip pancakes ALL the time at home so no thank you!”

Octo-donouts = Octonauts

“Oh no, my camera broke! Mama, I need a tool! Ok, another tool, please! Now I need a carrot... a piece of bread… and a flower. Yay, I fixed it!”

Me: “...and what else did God make, Kayleigh?”
Kayleigh: “Waffles!”

“mama, you're a super dinosaur mama. The BEST super dinosaur mama EVER!”

(Getting ready to go into an restaurant to eat)
Kayleigh: do I get to go in there?!
Me: yup!
Kayleigh: does Lexi get to go in there, too?
Me: yup, she's coming with us too.
Kayleigh: aww, I don't want Lexi to go. Can't she stay in the car?

Kayleigh: mama, I like your ring!
Me: thank you! Dada got me this ring when we got married.
Kayleigh: Dada got me a ring too. It's a super ring! It makes me fly, but it broke so my powers don't work anymore.